I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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