she looked like the before picture.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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