Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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