Say something about gay babies.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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