It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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