oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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