So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
do herpes really smell.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything