My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go