Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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