I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
50% drunk capacity currently
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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