let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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