i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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