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• (210): View more from Texas

  ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  only if we run a train.

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  done.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Everything we own is covered in grass and KY

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five

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• (818): View more from California

  She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all

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