ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
only if we run a train.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all