im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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