what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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