at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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