LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Randomize