If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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