I never want to see another naked old woman again.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My dick has a subreddit
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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