Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Found the puke drawer
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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