So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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