yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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