I wannas sexs uuuuu
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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