I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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