I bet he comes in French.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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