Buhtt sex?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
