none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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