It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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