I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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