Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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