halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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