No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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