Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
This baby is an asshole
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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