I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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