Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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