this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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