Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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