I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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