he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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