I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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