how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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