Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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