She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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