Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
