she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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