Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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