He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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