seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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