I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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