I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
