i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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