So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
