Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
A+ Viking dick
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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