When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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